She's a sex bomb, my baby, yeah
With her mane of black hair, taut physique, eight tattoos (including the Shakespeare quotation "We will all laugh at gilded butterflies" from "King Lear") and bedroom eyes, she projects an unapologetic sultriness whether she's wearing a bikini in GQ or bending over a '76 Camaro in a tiny blouse in her breakthrough role in 2007's "Transformers" (which not coincidentally has taken in more than $700 million in worldwide box office).
That mind-numbing sentence is only one of the many such sentences composed by an LA Times entertainment writer, who at this very moment may be considering ways to kill him- or herself after turning in an anodyne feature on Megan Fox, star of a recently released "horror comedy" and this year's sex bomb.
My only reaction is, it's nice that a brunette gets to be the designated sex bomb once in a while.
(Title of this blog entry is from the most infamous record by the infamous early 1980s San Francisco punk band Pop O Pies.) technorati: Megan Fox
Labels: adolescence, celebutantes, newspapers, porn, strippers, zeitgeist
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